Mishap at Weapons Depot
It was just a renegade tractor on a weapons depot, nothing to be worried about, I’m Susan Allen stay tuned for the story. A little birdie called to tell me that there had been an “incident” at the Umatilla Oregon Chemical Depot involving a tractor. It was no surprise to me, especially in light of this administrations tolerance for terrorism that the AP immediately hit the wires with the fact a renegade tractor was no cause for concern at the Chemical depot because.... “ security is high.” High, so high someone climbed onboard a 14 foot wide John Deere 7920 ran it through. security fencing onto the weapons depot hopped off and watched it “run Like a Deere” about a mile onto a